{"product_id":"leopard-im-not-rude-im-honest-cozy-throw-blanket","title":"Leopard 'I'm Not Rude I'm Honest' Cozy Throw Blanket","description":"This plush polyester blanket carries a bold, playful attitude wrapped in cozy warmth. Leopard print edges frame a distressed chalkboard-style graphic that reads “I’m not rude, I’m honest — you’re just sensitive,” accented with hand-drawn hearts and a lightning bolt. Thick, fluffy fleece on both sides and hemmed edges make it a durable throw for lounging on the couch, adding personality to a bedroom, or layering in a reading nook. The vibrant print stays bright over time thanks to modern dye techniques, and three size options let you choose the right scale for snuggling or decorating. It’s a fun, cheeky piece for anyone who enjoys expressive home textiles with a little edge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester fleece (300gsm) — thick, fluffy, and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for added durability and long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp one-sided print with colors that pop\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit lounging or decor needs\u003cbr\u003e- Seam thread color automatically matched to the design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30'' × 40''","offer_id":51496651948338,"sku":"26432952915728242636","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":51496651981106,"sku":"26658261629653708150","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":51496652013874,"sku":"14492483109158609206","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/9542\/2002\/files\/4665900042888433170_2048.jpg?v=1784659911","url":"https:\/\/www.analoghaze.com\/products\/leopard-im-not-rude-im-honest-cozy-throw-blanket","provider":"Analog Haze","version":"1.0","type":"link"}