Leopard 'I'm Not Rude I'm Honest' Cozy Throw Blanket
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Some blankets whisper. This one talks back. Leopard print frames a distressed chalkboard graphic that says it plain: "I'm not rude, I'm honest, you're just sensitive," doodled up with little hearts and a lightning bolt for good measure.
It's fleece on both sides, thick enough to disappear under on a couch cushion for an entire Sunday. Hemmed edges keep it from fraying after wash after wash, so it holds up as the blanket you actually reach for, not the one that sits folded on a shelf looking nice.
The print stays sharp wash after wash instead of fading into a ghost of itself. Pick your size based on whether you want a lap throw for the reading nook or something big enough to claim the whole bed. Either way, it's got attitude to spare, made for anyone who wants their home textiles to talk back a little.
Product features
100% polyester fleece (300gsm), thick and quick-drying
Hemmed edges built to last through regular washing
Crisp one-sided print with colors that hold up over time
Available in three sizes for lounging or decorating
Seam thread color matched automatically to the design
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry on low heat
Do not iron
Do not dryclean